I've decided to try posting a regular record of the crazy and entertaining things that our little girl shares with us, or the bizarre and humorous conversations that we have with her. I will call it the Weekly Erinism. Here's this week's example:
Dadoo: "Erin, if I catch you doing that again, or if I hear about you doing it again from anybody else, I am going to punish you."
Erin (wailing): "NO!!! No no no no no... don't do that Dadoo... please don't do that!"
Dadoo: "Yes Erin... if you do it again, you will be punished."
Erin (through hysterical crying and sobbing): "NO!!! PLEASE no! Don't punish me!"
Dadoo: "Well do what your told and you won't get punished. If it happens again, I'm going to take away one of your toys and lock it up in storage for a week... do you understand?"
Erin (suddenly calm... just quiet little sobs as she quickly composes herself, and in a meek but hopeful voice, asks): "Which toy?"
Dadoo (almost too stupefied by the question to respond): "Whichever one is your favorite at the time!"
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